Dear possessor of white chalk,

You wrote anti-Obama messages on the sidewalks of campus! Way to speak your mind! In the future, I recommend spell-checking what you intend to write, because I wasn’t deeply alarmed to learn that the media ‘desinged’ their broadcasts to influence the masses and that the ‘finacial’ crisis taught us that regulation is bad. Thank you for carrying on the glorious legacy of de-emphasizing the importance of intelligence while making political arguments.

Love,

Chelsea

ps. When it comes to politics I know I’m not an expert, but I feel that less than a year is not enough time for anyone, Democrat or Republican, to have ‘ruined’ this country. I also feel that there is no good reason to call any current political figure, whether you agree with their ideology or not, the anti-christ or Hitler.

pps. In the political spectrum, I am a Socialist or Libertarian; I just want some consistency up in here, I don’t care which way it goes.

Pineapple Express is hilarious.

“I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute”

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